snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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amongtombstones:

See Liam Neeson in A Walk Among the Tombstones. In Theaters Now. Get Tickets

amongtombstones:

See Liam Neeson in A Walk Among the Tombstones. In Theaters Now. Get Tickets


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say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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